For Joe Wilson My swift, inclinatory solution to Rep. Joe Wilson's problems: let the Republican strongholds secede, given that they don't really want to be Americans, anyway (1,2, 3). Give asylum to anyone on that side who can still read and spell their names and who wants such benefits of civilization as flush toilets, paved roads and health care coverage. We get their disproportionately large federal spending back, to spend on communism. Then, we express remorse in a couple of years that their "countries" have devolved into Road Warrior cannibalism.  ¶ 8:02 AM